Canine Supporters Pillows

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

Playing Fetch.

Foster failure

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

Collies Without Borders

"He was a sea rescue."

Lumbar support animal

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

Blind man walking a tortoise.

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

Dog's In Tray and Out Tray

"She's a miniature."

'Not here - home!'

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

Stormy weather

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

"You're completely screwed up."

'Actually, she's turned out to be a very clever pet. Watch when Rex stands up, she'll feed him a biscuit.'

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

"I couldn't possibly lick another baby right now."

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

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