Dog Buddy Supporter Pillows

"My name is Prince, and I'm a barkaholic."

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

A large leaf falling on a dog

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

'Super Dog'

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

Lumbar support animal

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

"Not now, Oliver."

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

'They're dog roses!'

"Your love gives me strength."

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

Sonata for Piano and Dog

Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...

"He's starting to flag a bit"

Dog Birthdays

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

"Sorry Frank, but I can no longer go on with this charade. Not only am I not your best friend, I'm not even sure if I like you at all."

"It's nice to be wanted."

'Don't be surprised if he throws that life preserver at you. I got him at a rescue shelter.'

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

Dog History

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'