Canine Supporters Gifts

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

Playing Fetch.

Foster failure

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

Collies Without Borders

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

"He was a sea rescue."

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

Blind man walking a tortoise.

Lumbar support animal

Snoopy with Laptop

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

Dog's In Tray and Out Tray

'Not here - home!'

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

"She's a miniature."

Stormy weather

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

"You're completely screwed up."

Dog selling toilet water on front lawn

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

Chasebook

'Actually, she's turned out to be a very clever pet. Watch when Rex stands up, she'll feed him a biscuit.'

"I couldn't possibly lick another baby right now."

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."