Service Animal Enthusiast T-Shirts

The problems with trying to use a seeing-eye hamster.

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

"It's my helper trout!"

'The customer is always right...'

Your resume looks great

'How did you train him so well?'

"So you found an enormous truffle and still you weren't happy."

"I hope you've had your shots!"

"Be careful, this plate is… never mind."

'Nothing on the sign says I have to have a person with me.'

"Your confirmation number is 7913842461. To hear this information again press 1."

Pets: This animal has not been tested on products.

'Don't worry, I would never tell the other free range chickens you're agoraphobic.'

'Hi, my name's Mandy and I'll be your culturally inappropriate annoyance this evening.'

Lost Man, brown hair, white cane.

An Emotional Support Pet's Support Pet's Support Pet.

Animals write 'Clean Me' on cow.

"How is it you can commit to world class service but not to me?"

"I'm going to need some butter and a makeshift winch."

"Thanks for waiting."

So...who is your provider ?

"So how often do you have these dreams about the axe?"

"HEY!" (Bird mistakes udder for a worm).

'Is it harder to work on these big draft mares, Doc?'

'It's a service animal.'

'Let's go to Tracy Island, the grass looks really nice there!'

Boy cleaning servant's shoes

"Hang on hon. A table with a more expensive tab needs me."

"Show me the peanuts!"

"He's not my dog, he's my partner."

Service and Emotional Support Animals...

A cat leading a dog leading a man

Blind woman, blind dog, seeing eye cat.

'You mean you want good communication and competent service?'