Service Animal Supporters T-Shirts

Blind woman, blind dog, seeing eye cat.

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

"Tallyho!"

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

Lumbar support animal

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

'I'm from P.E.T.A.. Are you the one who called about animal-rights abuses?'

'I said 'Shall I put the cat out?''

'It's almost as if they knew!'

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

Save the whales

"Bees need all the help they can get Bob! Think of the consequences! No more honey for a start..."

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken replies: 'I'm free-range pal, I can go where I like.'

"As an expert in loyalty, Fido will create an emotional bond with each customer."

"I retired from avalanche rescue. I still want to help people, so now I come to your home and provide tech support."

'...Basset Hound! Anal sacs!'

DIY Butchers

"There goes your father again... luckily we have a rescue cat."

'Oh yeah, ths boss is going to love the new hire.'

'Will you stop yelling save the whales and finish you pina colada?'

'Nothing on the sign says I have to have a person with me.'

"Why would I care if you're not a pure breed? That's a human concern! Sure, I'll go out with you tonight..."

'I have to ask you this before I say yes to a date - you don't contribute to global warming very often, do you?'

My master abandoned me because I had more 'likes' than he does. Please help.

'Can you tell me where James Herriot lives?'

"Too bad for you that the judge rules in favor of dogs playing in varsity sorts."