Service Animal Supporter Prints

'I could sue you for being species-ist.'

"Can you guide me out of years of emotional despair?"

Hearing aid dogs.

"Yes, he is a bit slow, but he's really careful and I've been assured that I'll have him for a long time."

So...who is your provider ?

"What abouts...the ones who are allergic to all these service animals?"

Lumbar support animal

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

'I said 'Shall I put the cat out?''

'It's almost as if they knew!'

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

"Bees need all the help they can get Bob! Think of the consequences! No more honey for a start..."

"I retired from avalanche rescue. I still want to help people, so now I come to your home and provide tech support."

'Nothing on the sign says I have to have a person with me.'

"There goes your father again... luckily we have a rescue cat."

'...Basset Hound! Anal sacs!'

DIY Butchers

My master abandoned me because I had more 'likes' than he does. Please help.

'Can you tell me where James Herriot lives?'

Lost Man, brown hair, white cane.

Veterinary Clinic: We Accept Mastercard or Mistresscard.

Best in Heat.

Hedgehog Mortuary.

'Which dog is named 'BOGART'?'

Guide Dogs

"Should I tell her I'm a PTSD support dog specializing in disease and illegal drug scent detection?" "Should I tell him his ear's inside out?"

An Emotional Support Pet's Support Pet's Support Pet.

'I'm no grey squirrel...just a very old red one.'

"I don't feel like I'm making any progress, it's like I'm just chasing my tail again."

Will mouse for cat nip!