Service Animal Advocate Prints

"He's not my dog, he's my partner."

Lost Man, brown hair, white cane.

Service and Emotional Support Animals...

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

Brian was very proud of his dog.

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

"Trust me, you're not ready!"

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Support group for sheep.

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Cat and dog at a will reading.

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

Armstrong, the only doctor covered in the new health plan you got me is a veterinarian! Beats no coverage. Yeah, if you're a parakeet. You're so cheap. You don't value me at all. You ingrate. I didn't have to give you health benefits. Lots of employers don't cover their animals. You mean workers. Stop your barking.

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

The Golfing Accident

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

dog vs UFO...

"I've told you why I need a dog. Now suppose you tell me what makes you think you might be that dog."