Animal Welfare Advocate Prints

"We need to talk about your diet."

'I told you we should have removed his wolf teeth!'

'Okay, so his hair is gone! But look how great his SKIN looks!'

Lab rat dreams.

Hot dogs

'I never tell a dog breeder that she's wrong...'

Pet Food store, Sign reads: Caution Guard Dog.

'I dreamed last night that the animal rights people are getting us family allowances!'

'And why do you want to change your name to 'Stupid'?'

The Delusional World of the Free-Range Chicken

Battery Hens.

'Larry? Remember how we were criticizing the Journal...

"It's an attempt to make the whole process less stressful on the animals."

'What are we going to do about these grooming parlors...'

'He doesn't like the animals to get bored.'

'We have some news about the cattle that escaped yesterday. They are seeking asylum in the Indian Embassy.'

Our Products Are Not Tested On Real Animals

'She has to stay inside. She just had her nails done.'

'Damn liberals!'

"Looks like ol' Bucky's fallen way below us on Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs."

Committee On Feline Healthcare

Crowd Holds Out Bowls Of Water For Sled Dogs Running Marathon

"I suppose if I'm really honest with myself I'm not totally fine with being slaughtered."

"Okay, I'm going to need a volunteer..."

"I know they're treating you kindly but are they treating you ethically?"

An inbred poodle.

"They're bred for that cough."

Take a puppy, leave a puppy

"I couldn't keep up the payments."

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

Support group for sheep.

"We could try reversing the drug's side effects with gene therapy, but we don't want to get into trouble with the SPCA."

"My emotional support animal is making me a chocolate cake."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Court Pastimes - Bear Baiting (Elizabeth)