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"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Blind man walking a tortoise.

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

Codepetdency Counseling: "He won't even sit on my lap anymore."

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

"The patient in 12-C needs comforting."

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

'Relax, sir. He's a Border Colie - smartest of all breeds!'

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"Bees need all the help they can get Bob! Think of the consequences! No more honey for a start..."

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

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"I'm referring you to another therapy dog."

"Oh c'mon, Phil. Everyone knows we only stay together for the giant tortoise."

'Nothing on the sign says I have to have a person with me.'

A relevant sign for the shopkeeper's predicament.

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

Dog hides eyes as car turns into vet clinic.

"That's Roger's therapy dog."

Guide Dogs

"Ninety days, catnip-free. I couldn't have done it without you."

"Should I tell her I'm a PTSD support dog specializing in disease and illegal drug scent detection?" "Should I tell him his ear's inside out?"

Hedgehog Mortuary.

Grumpy Hamster

An Emotional Support Pet's Support Pet's Support Pet.

'Tell me again why we are afraid of chairs.'

'I'm no grey squirrel...just a very old red one.'

"And now, representing rescue dogs everywhere..."

Emotional Support Dog

'I want you to be aware the bats in my belfry are a protected species.'