Show Dogs T-Shirts

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Agility God

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

Talking Dog.

"That's just not the real me."

'Dog Show' 'Worst breath winner'

Collective unconscious.

Dog Show: Worst of Breed

'I remember, Fido, winning isn't the only thing...there are also stud fees.'

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

A dog lights a cigarette, blows 3 smoke rings, then jumps through them, as if through hoops.

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

Best in Heat.

'Damn showdog people!'

"Listen, buddy, a lot of dogs accidentally wee-wee at Westminster."

"Once again Runchy leads Sandford to the triple bar jump."

'Let's do the Good Dog, Bad Dog routine.'

Most dog-like dog.

'The woman who crossed the street when she say Marmaduke. . . I think she was his groomer.'

Bunny TV.

'I suggest you reconsider your approach to responsible dog breeding.'

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

'Sorry Binky, but there is no category for talking dogs.'

'You know Rosco, our species just ain't what it used to be.'

Dogs at Dog Show Judging the Judges.

"Let me do the talking!"

"A few years ago they didn't even have a category for talking dogs."

Dog Show: Most human look.

'Sure, Dog Shows can be stressful, but I just love the time and attention Master gives me while preparing for them...'

A rabbit is followed out of a Magician's hat by a greyhound.

Cat Show - Sheds Most

'The ban of stimulants, includes St Bernards. The brandy keg will have to go.'