Show Dogs T-Shirts

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Agility God

Cat Show

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

Talking Dog.

"That's just not the real me."

'Dog Show' 'Worst breath winner'

Dog Show: Worst of Breed

'I remember, Fido, winning isn't the only thing...there are also stud fees.'

Dog Show. He was this close to winning a ribbon until they subtracted points for his breath.

Collective unconscious.

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

A dog lights a cigarette, blows 3 smoke rings, then jumps through them, as if through hoops.

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

"Once again Runchy leads Sandford to the triple bar jump."

'Damn showdog people!'

'He can't speak to the dead, but he can speak to the dead.'

'The woman who crossed the street when she say Marmaduke. . . I think she was his groomer.'

'Let's do the Good Dog, Bad Dog routine.'

"Listen, buddy, a lot of dogs accidentally wee-wee at Westminster."

Best in Heat.

Most dog-like dog.

Bunny TV.

'I suggest you reconsider your approach to responsible dog breeding.'

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

'Sorry Binky, but there is no category for talking dogs.'

"A few years ago they didn't even have a category for talking dogs."

Dog Show: Most human look.

'You know Rosco, our species just ain't what it used to be.'

"Let me do the talking!"

'Sure, Dog Shows can be stressful, but I just love the time and attention Master gives me while preparing for them...'

Dogs at Dog Show Judging the Judges.

'The ban of stimulants, includes St Bernards. The brandy keg will have to go.'

Cat Show - Sheds Most