Video Sharer T-Shirts

I'm sending a video of this to the kids so they can watch it in the car. Lookout Point.

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

Wanna talk about it?

"Congratulations! It's a boy! Quickly nurse! Get her phone and upload a picture to facebook!"

Sonographer and pregnant couple looking at images of the fetus on a screen with options to share the image on various social media platforms

'Mom, can't we stop to look at the Grand Canyon?'

"Look, previous, your video got 954 likes this morning!"

'You know, it isn't the mother's texting while delivering that bothers, it's those damn selfies they upload to Facebook.

"Now, is this the kind of painting you mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

"Well...at least you don't s**t on my ideas."

"I feel like my emotional baggage is permanently stuck on the luggage carousel."

"Slow down. This stuff is gold, I’m tellin’ ya! Gold!"

Garden of Earthly Delights

"We'd like somewhere off the beaten track but Instagram friendly."

". . .Release the Grunwalds now! Do not make us resort to force!"

I'm not sharing top billing with you on my radio hour. I created it. I am the vision, the reason people tune in, but I'm not a tyrant. I agree you should get your name in the show's title. The Sadie Cohen Radio Hour graciously allows a pervert to make occasional comments. Speak, pervert. Bite me, Tyrant.

I hear we're called gen txt. It's demeaning. Suggests our lives revolve 'round shallow misspelled missives. No dout! You're not helping me here. Y U usin big words? Hirz link 2 utube vid of cat pukin. Awsum!

'Normally I don't mind regifting but on occasion you get back the same hideous thing you tried to get rid of.'

If Dogs Made Perfume

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

'She blogged her first word today.'

"I can't wait to put this on my blog!"

'So tell me more about your mother...'

"These photos are so great. I can't wait to post them during peak hours over the next week to maximise jealousy."

Ear Bud Hijacking

Couple in bed. Man says: 'Are you BLOGGING this?'

"I've learned so much from it, it only seems reasonable to deduct the time I've spent on YouTube as an educational expense."

"And here's a shot of us showing you pictures from our last vacation."

"I love my master, but if I have to watch him play one more video of dogs loving the family cat...I'm leaving home!"

Dogs on Pinterest

The New Gods