Video Sharer Pillows

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

Wanna talk about it?

"Congratulations! It's a boy! Quickly nurse! Get her phone and upload a picture to facebook!"

Sonographer and pregnant couple looking at images of the fetus on a screen with options to share the image on various social media platforms

'You know, it isn't the mother's texting while delivering that bothers, it's those damn selfies they upload to Facebook.

"Look, previous, your video got 954 likes this morning!"

"Now, is this the kind of painting you mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

"I feel like my emotional baggage is permanently stuck on the luggage carousel."

"Well...at least you don't s**t on my ideas."

Garden of Earthly Delights

"Slow down. This stuff is gold, I’m tellin’ ya! Gold!"

'Normally I don't mind regifting but on occasion you get back the same hideous thing you tried to get rid of.'

If Dogs Made Perfume

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

"I can't wait to put this on my blog!"

'She blogged her first word today.'

Ear Bud Hijacking

"These photos are so great. I can't wait to post them during peak hours over the next week to maximise jealousy."

Couple in bed. Man says: 'Are you BLOGGING this?'

'So tell me more about your mother...'

"I've learned so much from it, it only seems reasonable to deduct the time I've spent on YouTube as an educational expense."

"And here's a shot of us showing you pictures from our last vacation."

"I love my master, but if I have to watch him play one more video of dogs loving the family cat...I'm leaving home!"

Dogs on Pinterest

"Anything horrible going on in your life?"