Cat Video Sharer Pillows

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

"Ever wonder where all those cat videos come from?"

"Replying with a heart emoji to a cat video I posted on Facebook is not the same as telling me you love me."

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

"I love to watch cat videos on the internet!"

'A new study of people who watch television all the time reveals some shocking facts....'

"Our social media statistics show us that people don't want our product. The want videos of cats."

"I don't know about you, but I feel a lot safer since they made the cat wear a body cam."

"We're paying the best social media consultants in town and we're still not getting as many hits as you. What's your secret!?"

"Our surveillance shows that young Earthlings have portable devices for the purpose of showing funny cat videos."

"That's our cat - he's not famous."

I guess videos are getting easier to make.

"I've learned so much from it, it only seems reasonable to deduct the time I've spent on YouTube as an educational expense."

"Didn't I see you on YouTube riding a Roomba?"

"I wish could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

"There was a horrible, tragic incident in the news today...but, now on to another funny cat video!"

"On the lighter side, here's Muffin with a piece of string."

"The video I posted of you calling the Christmas tree man a ‘price-gouging jerk’ got 90 likes!"