Cat Video Sharer Gifts

I hear we're called gen txt. It's demeaning. Suggests our lives revolve 'round shallow misspelled missives. No dout! You're not helping me here. Y U usin big words? Hirz link 2 utube vid of cat pukin. Awsum!

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

"Ever wonder where all those cat videos come from?"

E=Equals

"After she ran that clip of me getting a bath,... I posted this one of her stepping out of the shower."

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

"Replying with a heart emoji to a cat video I posted on Facebook is not the same as telling me you love me."

...and this was that really cute kitty cat video on YouTube.

'A new study of people who watch television all the time reveals some shocking facts....'

Teach a man to fish and he'll eat for a lifetime, but teach a cat to fish and it'll be on the internet forever.

"Look at me, sweetie...Do something cut for mommy..."

"I love to watch cat videos on the internet!"

"Why, pray, am I not on YouTube?"

"Our social media statistics show us that people don't want our product. The want videos of cats."

Cat Video Cinema.

"I don't know about you, but I feel a lot safer since they made the cat wear a body cam."

"My first video flopped. Okay. Bad script. But then I did a walk-on for Disney and wound up with a three-video streaming deal."

Boss? I got a memo saying you want me to stop looking t so many Sirius Disclosure videos on Youtube. The past few days, you and your online girlfriend have been frequenting those videos and the associated Facebook group. Has it occurred to you that if we really do have contact with aliens ... if there really are twelve races, including reptilians who sign your payche - I mean, who control everything - that there's a reason they're keeping all this a secret? Very. Bad. Man. I've compiled a playli

"We're paying the best social media consultants in town and we're still not getting as many hits as you. What's your secret!?"

"That's our cat - he's not famous."

"Our surveillance shows that young Earthlings have portable devices for the purpose of showing funny cat videos."

I never thought I'd be competing with cat videos!

Cats before You-Tube

I guess videos are getting easier to make.

"I've learned so much from it, it only seems reasonable to deduct the time I've spent on YouTube as an educational expense."

"I wish could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

"Didn't I see you on YouTube riding a Roomba?"

I'm sending a video of this to the kids so they can watch it in the car. Lookout Point.

"There was a horrible, tragic incident in the news today...but, now on to another funny cat video!"

The New Gods

"The video I posted of you calling the Christmas tree man a ‘price-gouging jerk’ got 90 likes!"

"Ooops! Hey, guys... We got so busy watching their cat videos, we forgot to invade their planet!"

"On the lighter side, here's Muffin with a piece of string."

'Quick! Someone's just uploaded another cat video to YouTube!'