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"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"I'm bored."

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

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Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

"Congratulations! It's a boy! Quickly nurse! Get her phone and upload a picture to facebook!"

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

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"Now, is this the kind of painting you mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

"I feel like my emotional baggage is permanently stuck on the luggage carousel."

"I gained 10 pounds? I've brought my own bathroom scale for a second opinion."

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

'You know, it isn't the mother's texting while delivering that bothers, it's those damn selfies they upload to Facebook.

'Wow, thanks for putting it into context. My 42-inch plasma really is obsolete.'

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"Slow down. This stuff is gold, I’m tellin’ ya! Gold!"

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

'Normally I don't mind regifting but on occasion you get back the same hideous thing you tried to get rid of.'

"I'd look up from my phone for you!"

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

'She blogged her first word today.'

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'So tell me more about your mother...'