Sharing Pillows

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

'Now that we're married, I thought I should be less selfish. Here, take the TV remote while I get a snack.'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Cats on Pinterest

You get bottled water, but you have to share it with a small child who's eating a hot dog.

A boy wanting another boy to share an oyster

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

'Mom calls this a diary where you write private thoughts no one else can see. What fun is that?'

"I did share! I gave Dougie all my melted candy."

"Do you want to share?"

Sharing the bed - or not.

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

Multi-Generational Books

Love is when you watch television together.

Two Players both holding the same cue.

Wanna talk about it?

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

Clown-filled vehicle in the car pool lane

"Am I a new parent? No, I'm a new Uber driver taking him to school."

"I feel like my emotional baggage is permanently stuck on the luggage carousel."

"Remember the days we could drink and party all night and we thought guys in their 50's were old geezers?"

"I'm majoring in Communications with a minor in Leaking!"

Stock Exchange.

Littletown High School. And that's where Bubba Parker stomped me

Cracked Down Upon by Government? There's an App for That.

"Slow down. This stuff is gold, I’m tellin’ ya! Gold!"

"Say 'cheese'!"

'That's Sam. Most of his best ideas have been stuck in the company pipeline for years!'

Samosas

'Normally I don't mind regifting but on occasion you get back the same hideous thing you tried to get rid of.'

"I can't wait to put this on my blog!"