Sharing Pillows

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

'Now that we're married, I thought I should be less selfish. Here, take the TV remote while I get a snack.'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Cats on Pinterest

A boy wanting another boy to share an oyster

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

'Mom calls this a diary where you write private thoughts no one else can see. What fun is that?'

"I did share! I gave Dougie all my melted candy."

"Do you want to share?"

Sharing the bed - or not.

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

Multi-Generational Books

Love is when you watch television together.

Two Players both holding the same cue.

Wanna talk about it?

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

"Remember the days we could drink and party all night and we thought guys in their 50's were old geezers?"

Clown-filled vehicle in the car pool lane

"I feel like my emotional baggage is permanently stuck on the luggage carousel."

"I'm majoring in Communications with a minor in Leaking!"

Stock Exchange.

"Slow down. This stuff is gold, I’m tellin’ ya! Gold!"

"Say 'cheese'!"

'That's Sam. Most of his best ideas have been stuck in the company pipeline for years!'

'Normally I don't mind regifting but on occasion you get back the same hideous thing you tried to get rid of.'

Samosas

"I can't wait to put this on my blog!"

"For Thanksgiving...I want to celebrate Christmas!"

'So tell me more about your mother...'

"Forty years ago on this very seat I proposed to you. Made up your mind yet?"

Ubear.