Content Sharing Pillows

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

Multi-Generational Books

"I shop, therefore I am."

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

Wanna talk about it?

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

"Congratulations! It's a boy! Quickly nurse! Get her phone and upload a picture to facebook!"

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

Sonographer and pregnant couple looking at images of the fetus on a screen with options to share the image on various social media platforms

'Mom, can't we stop to look at the Grand Canyon?'

"Now, is this the kind of painting you mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

"I'm majoring in Communications with a minor in Leaking!"

"I feel like my emotional baggage is permanently stuck on the luggage carousel."

'You know, it isn't the mother's texting while delivering that bothers, it's those damn selfies they upload to Facebook.

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

"We'd like somewhere off the beaten track but Instagram friendly."

Garden of Earthly Delights

"Slow down. This stuff is gold, I’m tellin’ ya! Gold!"

"Say 'cheese'!"

"Our social media statistics show us that people don't want our product. The want videos of cats."

'That's Sam. Most of his best ideas have been stuck in the company pipeline for years!'

'Our firewall barely protects our content.'

"Did you accidentally put the DVD of 'Taxi Driver' in her 'Wheels on the Bus' case?"

Samosas

'Normally I don't mind regifting but on occasion you get back the same hideous thing you tried to get rid of.'

"I can't wait to put this on my blog!"

'So tell me more about your mother...'

"I did share! I gave Dougie all my melted candy."

Couple in bed. Man says: 'Are you BLOGGING this?'

'Mom calls this a diary where you write private thoughts no one else can see. What fun is that?'