Content Consumers Pillows

"Don't Look At it! It's A Listicle!"

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"I shop, therefore I am."

Cellphone Islands

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

'Those viewers who disagree with our editorial on TV violence has better keep their big mouths shut!'

'15% of Americans don't have chairs in their living rooms, and of that 15%, 73% don't even realize it.'

'If content is king, why doesn't anybody want to pay for it.'

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

A man watches TV while wearing a Marshall McLuhan sweatshirt.

"Brat"

"Nothing like the History Channel to get you to appreciate these peaceful times we're enjoying."

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

"According to our eye tracking studies,either nobody is looking at the content on our site, or all the participants have lazy eye."

Note to viewers: we've cut back on sexual content by replacing it with violence.

"I told you we should have got the smaller screen."

'Our firewall barely protects our content.'

Editor

"Did you accidentally put the DVD of 'Taxi Driver' in her 'Wheels on the Bus' case?"