Content Consumer Pillows

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

Chain smoking YouTube Videos

"I shop, therefore I am."

Find that clip of the pelican eating the pigeon. - 'No, we've already seen it a dozen times.' - 'Find it!!!' - 'Gah! Alright!' - 'Ha, ha, ha! That is unlucky pigeon!' - 'Gah! Why am I watching this again?!'

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Cellphone Islands

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

Creativity 2.0

Copywriter's blank paper compared to the gridded screen of a content provider.

"Can you take a video of me attacking the garbage so I can post it on Instagram?"

'Are referees black with white stripes or white with black stripes?'

'Those viewers who disagree with our editorial on TV violence has better keep their big mouths shut!'

'15% of Americans don't have chairs in their living rooms, and of that 15%, 73% don't even realize it.'

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

A man watches TV while wearing a Marshall McLuhan sweatshirt.

"Brat"

'If content is king, why doesn't anybody want to pay for it.'

Somebody should really be filming this for YouTube.

"Nothing like the History Channel to get you to appreciate these peaceful times we're enjoying."

Brighter days are ahead. I love it when I hear that in both news and weather segments of the program.

"According to our eye tracking studies,either nobody is looking at the content on our site, or all the participants have lazy eye."

Note to viewers: we've cut back on sexual content by replacing it with violence.

"I told you we should have got the smaller screen."

"This is Sally Whitgart on TV -- We now switch you to Bart Fribledale on the Internet...."

Ignorance and Bliss

'Our firewall barely protects our content.'

Advertising Lessons from the Old School

'...And now it's time for today's celebrity hissy-fit....'

Social Media Strategy Session. The more friends and family people see on our site, the personal information they'll post. Familiarity breeds content!

It's a movie about an English monarch who sets up drinks for his men at bedtime .. It's call "King Arthur and his rounds of the night table."

"Did you accidentally put the DVD of 'Taxi Driver' in her 'Wheels on the Bus' case?"

"I need one of them and one of them..."