Video Content Consumer Pillows

"I’ve finally caught up on all the reels you’ve sent me."

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

"I shop, therefore I am."

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Cellphone Islands

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

"Brat"

'15% of Americans don't have chairs in their living rooms, and of that 15%, 73% don't even realize it.'

A man watches TV while wearing a Marshall McLuhan sweatshirt.

Seven deadly sins shopping plaza

'Busy Dear ?' 'Just watching my exercise video.'

"Would you care to see a YouTube of your chicken when it was free ranging?"

"Nothing like the History Channel to get you to appreciate these peaceful times we're enjoying."

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

"I told you we should have got the smaller screen."

"I need one of them and one of them..."

'...And now it's time for today's celebrity hissy-fit....'

'The following program has been formatted to fir your mental screen.'

'How am I supposed to know anything about the English Channel? It's not even on our cable system.'

There now follows a party political broadcast on behalf of the status quo...

Internet taking money from a man's pocket

"Roughly translated, it says: this wall is now available on video and DVD."

"YouTube have scrapped their dislike button and he doesn't know how to respond."

Woman in frozen food isle see a sign: TV Dinners over a case, the dinners are marked CABLE, Dish, Analog.

'Hepatitits A' coming aggressively from the television towards a man in a chair

"Have you read all these?"

"The election, hurricanes, the economy ... I miss Paris Hilton."

'I told you we shouldn't get 'Poltergeist.''