Video Content Consumer Gifts

"I’ve finally caught up on all the reels you’ve sent me."

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

"I shop, therefore I am."

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Cellphone Islands

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

Copywriter's blank paper compared to the gridded screen of a content provider.

'Are referees black with white stripes or white with black stripes?'

Seven deadly sins shopping plaza

A man watches TV while wearing a Marshall McLuhan sweatshirt.

'15% of Americans don't have chairs in their living rooms, and of that 15%, 73% don't even realize it.'

"Brat"

'Busy Dear ?' 'Just watching my exercise video.'

"Would you care to see a YouTube of your chicken when it was free ranging?"

"Nothing like the History Channel to get you to appreciate these peaceful times we're enjoying."

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

"I told you we should have got the smaller screen."

Sadie, I want to show you something. This is a great new Youtube video. Check it out. That's some random person doing hula hoop and singing a show tune. That. Makes. Me. So. Mad. Action. Aaaaahhhh.

The sheep are much easier to keep track of now. They spend all day watching clips on Ewe Tube!

Ignorance and Bliss

It's a movie about an English monarch who sets up drinks for his men at bedtime .. It's call "King Arthur and his rounds of the night table."

'...And now it's time for today's celebrity hissy-fit....'

"I need one of them and one of them..."

'How am I supposed to know anything about the English Channel? It's not even on our cable system.'

There now follows a party political broadcast on behalf of the status quo...

'The following program has been formatted to fir your mental screen.'

Internet taking money from a man's pocket

"Roughly translated, it says: this wall is now available on video and DVD."

"Have you read all these?"

"The election, hurricanes, the economy ... I miss Paris Hilton."

Woman in frozen food isle see a sign: TV Dinners over a case, the dinners are marked CABLE, Dish, Analog.

"YouTube have scrapped their dislike button and he doesn't know how to respond."

"My YouTube channel The Happy Hermit has really taken off since lockdown began."

'Hepatitits A' coming aggressively from the television towards a man in a chair