Content Consumers Gifts

"Don't Look At it! It's A Listicle!"

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"I shop, therefore I am."

Cellphone Islands

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

Creativity 2.0

Copywriter's blank paper compared to the gridded screen of a content provider.

'Are referees black with white stripes or white with black stripes?'

"Can you take a video of me attacking the garbage so I can post it on Instagram?"

'Those viewers who disagree with our editorial on TV violence has better keep their big mouths shut!'

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

'15% of Americans don't have chairs in their living rooms, and of that 15%, 73% don't even realize it.'

A man watches TV while wearing a Marshall McLuhan sweatshirt.

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

'If content is king, why doesn't anybody want to pay for it.'

"Brat"

Somebody should really be filming this for YouTube.

"Nothing like the History Channel to get you to appreciate these peaceful times we're enjoying."

Brighter days are ahead. I love it when I hear that in both news and weather segments of the program.

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

"According to our eye tracking studies,either nobody is looking at the content on our site, or all the participants have lazy eye."

Note to viewers: we've cut back on sexual content by replacing it with violence.

"I told you we should have got the smaller screen."

I can't decide if I want my blog to be G-rated or X-rated. On the one hand, "blog" is just a four-letter word. But on the other hand, cleanliness is next to blogginess. ?

My Youtube channel's taking off. Mine too, little buddy. You have a Youtube channel? Of course, it's got 12.8 million subscribers. I accompanies my best-selling MANuals book series. I post a video per day. There's "Pickup Artist Mondays," "Man-Grooming Tuesdays," "Relationship Escape-Artist Wednesdays" ... "Become an Alpha in Five Minutes Thursdays" ... "New Advances in Speedos Fridays," and "Using Quantum Physics and the Multiverse Theory to Explain Why that Lady She Caught You with was Actuall

Ignorance and Bliss

'Our firewall barely protects our content.'

It's a movie about an English monarch who sets up drinks for his men at bedtime .. It's call "King Arthur and his rounds of the night table."

Editor

"Did you accidentally put the DVD of 'Taxi Driver' in her 'Wheels on the Bus' case?"

Social Media Strategy Session. The more friends and family people see on our site, the personal information they'll post. Familiarity breeds content!