Digital Content Consumers Gifts

'I want someone who's not only book smart, but kindle smart.'

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

'There's nothing on.'

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Cellphone Islands

TV-Man

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

"I shop, therefore I am."

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

Binge Watch

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

Starvation Watching

'Now ask yourself Gerald, do we really need ALL these channels?'

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

Copywriter's blank paper compared to the gridded screen of a content provider.

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

Internet Magazine.

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

'15% of Americans don't have chairs in their living rooms, and of that 15%, 73% don't even realize it.'

A man watches TV while wearing a Marshall McLuhan sweatshirt.

"Brat"

This is Pandora, our new Content Manager.

"Ever wonder where all those cat videos come from?"