Digital Consumer Gifts

Online Shopping

Internet taking money from a man's pocket

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

"I shop, therefore I am."

Cellphone Islands

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

Twas the week before Christmas and all thru the house

"What do I do - I'm a mouse pilot, like everybody else."

A man watches TV while wearing a Marshall McLuhan sweatshirt.

"Brat"

I e-bay t-shirt.

'15% of Americans don't have chairs in their living rooms, and of that 15%, 73% don't even realize it.'

"I need a more interactive you."

"Nothing like the History Channel to get you to appreciate these peaceful times we're enjoying."

Internet Restaurant

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

Maybe I should subscribe to the newspaper again.

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

Strategies that will always work

"I told you we should have got the smaller screen."

The Lesser Pyramids

"I didn't mind that his Valentine was a e-card. The big letdown was getting the box of e-chocolates."

"What's the saying? 'An Amazon gift card is a girl's best friend.'"

It's a movie about an English monarch who sets up drinks for his men at bedtime .. It's call "King Arthur and his rounds of the night table."

"I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry."

e-procurement

'The following program has been formatted to fir your mental screen.'

There now follows a party political broadcast on behalf of the status quo...