Digital Content Consumers Mugs

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

'There's nothing on.'

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"I shop, therefore I am."

TV-Man

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

Cellphone Islands

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

Binge Watch

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

Internet Magazine.

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

'Now ask yourself Gerald, do we really need ALL these channels?'

A man watches TV while wearing a Marshall McLuhan sweatshirt.

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

"Brat"

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"

'15% of Americans don't have chairs in their living rooms, and of that 15%, 73% don't even realize it.'

This is Pandora, our new Content Manager.

"Ever wonder where all those cat videos come from?"