Media Consumers Mugs

I used to fetch his newspaper ... Now I just forward articles I know he'll agree with.

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"They grow up so fast."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

Create some buzz!

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

'There's nothing on.'

TV-Man

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

"I shop, therefore I am."

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Cellphone Islands

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"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

Binge Watch

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

Newspaper suicide.

'Now ask yourself Gerald, do we really need ALL these channels?'

Your ad here!

Presenter Auditions.

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

Internet Magazine.

Starvation Watching

'Your mom is probably watching. Go for the jugular.'

'It's not dead, honey. You've just never seen it turned off before.'

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

"Brat"

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"

A man watches TV while wearing a Marshall McLuhan sweatshirt.

'Read ALL about IT! While we're STILL in Circulation!'