Media Consumer Mugs

'How am I supposed to know anything about the English Channel? It's not even on our cable system.'

Young people should put away those smartphones and get a life!

There now follows a party political broadcast on behalf of the status quo...

'The following program has been formatted to fir your mental screen.'

"Orange you happy to have me?"

A man watches TV while wearing a Marshall McLuhan sweatshirt.

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"Apparently there's a thing called television. People watch videos and movies on it."

"I told you we should have got the smaller screen."

'In response to viewer requests, we're replacing Andy Rooney tonight with 'A few Minutes with Some Famous Bimbo'....'

'15% of Americans don't have chairs in their living rooms, and of that 15%, 73% don't even realize it.'

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

Nah, I didn't see that movie. I bought the merchandise, though.

Woman in frozen food isle see a sign: TV Dinners over a case, the dinners are marked CABLE, Dish, Analog.

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

'Hepatitits A' coming aggressively from the television towards a man in a chair

It's a movie about an English monarch who sets up drinks for his men at bedtime .. It's call "King Arthur and his rounds of the night table."

"Brat"

"I am not the target audience they think I am."

Cellphone Islands

"Have you read all these?"

"The election, hurricanes, the economy ... I miss Paris Hilton."

"Nothing like the History Channel to get you to appreciate these peaceful times we're enjoying."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"They grow up so fast."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

Create some buzz!

'There's nothing on.'

TV-Man

"I shop, therefore I am."

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

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DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.