Video Content Gifts

"YouTube have scrapped their dislike button and he doesn't know how to respond."

'There's nothing on.'

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

"I, TikTok."

"The video of you eating my $700 John Varvatos got 300 'likes.'"

"That's the trouble with cute kittens - they attract a lot of traffic."

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

"Can you take a video of me attacking the garbage so I can post it on Instagram?"

"He's in a meeting, but you have 25 seconds to leave a video message."

"The Master Builder...is that a play by Ibsen, or a YouTube video?"

This is Pandora, our new Content Manager.

"It's my support group for Zoom fatigue syndrome."

E=Equals

"Would you care to see a YouTube of your chicken when it was free ranging?"

I started my own Youtube channel. What's it about? Well, there are already too many stupid-stunt-and-prank channels, and too many holier-than-thou-independent-news-analysis channels. But get this: There were absolutely zero holier-than-thou-stupid-stunt-and-prank-analysis channels. Probably a reason for that. My first hard-hitting post reveals how the inauthenticity of the "Mario Kart" prank is driving away Millennials.

Danger Noodle tho bored

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

"No, I'm not doing my homework, but I am watching a YouTube video of someone doing theirs."

What passes today for 'nose in a book'.

"I don't do videos for fame and fortune, I do them for catnip and belly rubs."

"I love to watch cat videos on the internet!"

Grumpy Cow

"YouTube's one thing, but cats will never make it on the big screen."

'He wanted to know if anyone had ever brought out a keep-fat video.'

Not only did I flunk my science presentation, it went viral on YouTube!

"I can't wait to post this."

A Youtube video explained what I've been sensing for years: The auto industry is about to implode. It's going so well. But the average incentive per car is soaring. That means they're trying harder and harder to maintain sales. I saw another video that explains why: More and more people are leasing cars, because the lizard people have put fluoride in the water. Just 'cause one Youtube channel's legit, doesn't mean they all are. NASA's in on it too.

Sadie, I want to show you something. This is a great new Youtube video. Check it out. That's some random person doing hula hoop and singing a show tune. That. Makes. Me. So. Mad. Action. Aaaaahhhh.

"Why, pray, am I not on YouTube?"

Guess what else I found on Youtube, Randy? Evidence Vladimir Putin is an immortal. There are two photos of soldiers who look exactly like Putin, taken in 1941 and way back in 1920. Exactly like him. Could be they're related. The notion of genetics is a huge conspiracy by the immortals. I found that out on Youtube.