Audio Content Gifts

"My podcast is helping people, but not like I had hoped. It's being used as a sleep aid!

"I'm a pea. It's only natural that I have a podcast."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

'There's nothing on.'

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"The subwoofers really help."

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

BOOKS ON VIDEO/BOOKS ON TAPE/READ YOUR OWN.

"I read the audio book."

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

"Could you speak a little louder? I'm recording this."

"Come up and purr in her other ear... she likes the surround sound."

'It's an audio book: I'm too busy to read books...'

This is Pandora, our new Content Manager.

"When I said I wanted socks, I obviously meant I wanted a multi-room sound system with voice activated management."

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

The producer of the nature sounds albums tries to organize a world tour.'

'Thanks for buying the ventriloquism instructional tapes. You are now listening to tape number one...'

Molecules You Ought To Be Aware of:

'Mom, will you play me a bedtime story on tape?'

A Peek into the 2021 Noise Pollution L'Accord

Missing. Last seen with.

"I can't wait to post this."

Books: Book on tape then back on book, then back on tape again. . . sold here!

Recording Studio

"I hope they read the fine print that the audiobook is to be voiced by Morgan Freeman."

Talking Books: 'Push button to hear what critics say about...'