Audio Content Gifts

"My podcast is helping people, but not like I had hoped. It's being used as a sleep aid!

"I'm a pea. It's only natural that I have a podcast."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

'There's nothing on.'

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

Edison invents the personal stereo

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

"The subwoofers really help."

BOOKS ON VIDEO/BOOKS ON TAPE/READ YOUR OWN.

Things that go beep in the night.

"I read the audio book."

'It's an audio book: I'm too busy to read books...'

"Come up and purr in her other ear... she likes the surround sound."

"Could you speak a little louder? I'm recording this."

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

This is Pandora, our new Content Manager.

Frank Zappa

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

"When I said I wanted socks, I obviously meant I wanted a multi-room sound system with voice activated management."

The producer of the nature sounds albums tries to organize a world tour.'

I started my own Youtube channel. What's it about? Well, there are already too many stupid-stunt-and-prank channels, and too many holier-than-thou-independent-news-analysis channels. But get this: There were absolutely zero holier-than-thou-stupid-stunt-and-prank-analysis channels. Probably a reason for that. My first hard-hitting post reveals how the inauthenticity of the "Mario Kart" prank is driving away Millennials.

'Thanks for buying the ventriloquism instructional tapes. You are now listening to tape number one...'

Molecules You Ought To Be Aware of:

A Peek into the 2021 Noise Pollution L'Accord

"I can't wait to post this."

Talking Books: 'Push button to hear what critics say about...'

'Mom, will you play me a bedtime story on tape?'

Missing. Last seen with.

"I hope they read the fine print that the audiobook is to be voiced by Morgan Freeman."