Audio Entertainment Gifts

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

"Thank you for letting me listen to my oldies. Let's start with some Jimi Hendrix."

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

Audio Books

'There's nothing on.'

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

'What luck! A sound technician.'

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

Homo Zapiens

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

Cat gets a hole in one

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

'If I thought for one moment that you were identifying...!'

How the goat got square eyes.

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'