Audio Adventurers Gifts

Suddenly Fluffy heard a strange, enchanting sound...Could this be the Call of the Wild?

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

Guitar Man.

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

Edison invents the personal stereo

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

The IRS emptied my pouch.

"The subwoofers really help."

Joe Henry

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

"I'm terrible with names, but never fail at fingerprint, facial or voice recognition."

'It's an audio book: I'm too busy to read books...'

"I read the audio book."

Frank Zappa

"This is my own arrangement...of a song I wrote...about me."

"Alexa...order my shopping!"

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song, too."

This is called "The Ballad of a Self-Taught Guitarist."

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

Kate had originally been very enthusiastic to prepare the annual global audit plan.

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

'Congratulations, its a six pound audio technician.'

Recording Studio

Books: Book on tape then back on book, then back on tape again. . . sold here!

At the CD shop.

'Here is your new stereo. It's got a SupaDeep Woofer System, with it's high octane surround sound, I'm sure it will fit smoothly into your life. But for God's sake; don't turn it on.'

"What do you mean, who are my influences?"

"This next song is about those times when you don't feel really happy or really sad, but just feel okay."