Audio Adventures Gifts

'It's an audio book: I'm too busy to read books...'

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

Guitar Man.

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

Edison invents the personal stereo

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

Music producers.

Subwoofer

"The subwoofers really help."

Joe Henry

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

"Bob, you're just not selling me on you essential hamburgerness."

"Ding" "Dong"

"Brat"

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"I read the audio book."

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

Frank Zappa

The dream works when the team works!

"This is my own arrangement...of a song I wrote...about me."

This is called "The Ballad of a Self-Taught Guitarist."

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song, too."

Music Freak.

"Turn down the bass."

"Is there an audio edition?"

"Romance"

I know it sounds crazy, but whenever I'm hungry, I get a ringing in my ears. Pavlov's Dog" The Later Years.

'Here is your new stereo. It's got a SupaDeep Woofer System, with it's high octane surround sound, I'm sure it will fit smoothly into your life. But for God's sake; don't turn it on.'

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