Audio Book Adventurer Gifts

Audio Books

"I read the audio book."

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

'Bring out yer books!'

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

Grimm's Reality Tales.

Guitar Man.

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

Edison invents the personal stereo

"I'm after the history section."

Joe Henry

"The subwoofers really help."

I don't want a story that helps kids make sense of the world – I want a world that lets kids just enjoy a nonsense story.

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

Early 3D technology applied to a book - creating a pop-up book

'It's an audio book: I'm too busy to read books...'

Frank Zappa

"This is my own arrangement...of a song I wrote...about me."

Universe of reading

"Just when they thought it was safe to go back in the water, the great fish emerged from below."

This is called "The Ballad of a Self-Taught Guitarist."

'There's more to me than my books, you know.'

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song, too."

Books: Book on tape then back on book, then back on tape again. . . sold here!

"What do you mean, who are my influences?"

Recording Studio

"This next song is about those times when you don't feel really happy or really sad, but just feel okay."

'Here is your new stereo. It's got a SupaDeep Woofer System, with it's high octane surround sound, I'm sure it will fit smoothly into your life. But for God's sake; don't turn it on.'

'What luck!'