Audiobook Adventurer Gifts

Talking Books: "Stop thief...!"

'Why would anyone want to read books when they can listen to them?'

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

'Bring out yer books!'

Grimm's Reality Tales.

Guitar Man.

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

"The subwoofers really help."

Joe Henry

"I'm after the history section."

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

"I read the audio book."

'It's an audio book: I'm too busy to read books...'

Early 3D technology applied to a book - creating a pop-up book

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

"This is my own arrangement...of a song I wrote...about me."

Universe of reading

'There's more to me than my books, you know.'

"Just when they thought it was safe to go back in the water, the great fish emerged from below."

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song, too."

"Do you ever get to the point where you think if you read another book you'll burst, but you do anyway, and you don't burst?"

"What do you mean, who are my influences?"

Recording Studio

'Here is your new stereo. It's got a SupaDeep Woofer System, with it's high octane surround sound, I'm sure it will fit smoothly into your life. But for God's sake; don't turn it on.'

"This next song is about those times when you don't feel really happy or really sad, but just feel okay."

'What luck!'

Books: Book on tape then back on book, then back on tape again. . . sold here!

'What makes you think I'm not listening?'