E-book Adventurer Gifts

"Great, but where are all the books?"

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

'Bring out yer books!'

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

'E-books?'

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

'Read any good Apps lately?'

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

Fish or Cut Bait

'If I can't do it by iPhone, I don't do it.'

I don't want a story that helps kids make sense of the world – I want a world that lets kids just enjoy a nonsense story.

"I'm after the history section."

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

"And last week I nearly crashed while reading on the freeway..."

"I read the audio book."

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

Universe of reading

Supernatural book - The Unexplained

'There's more to me than my books, you know.'

Humpty Dumpty Travel Agency.

A new book with a little bit of this and a little bit of that.

'What if we just cut back on our genres this year?'

"That's a beautiful poem, but of course, if you took the road less traveled, we'd make sure you have your GPS."

"I'm going to introduce you to the wonderful world of trees."

"Do you ever get to the point where you think if you read another book you'll burst, but you do anyway, and you don't burst?"

"Hang on - I'll Uber us a school bus."

'This is the last time I fly economy!'

Little girl to baby: Is that a good book?

"I have this nagging feeling we've forgotten something..."

Book Shop: DYI section

Mountain escalator.