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Talking Books: "Stop thief...!"

'Why would anyone want to read books when they can listen to them?'

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

'Bring out yer books!'

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

Grimm's Reality Tales.

Guitar Man.

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

Edison invents the personal stereo

Joe Henry

I don't want a story that helps kids make sense of the world – I want a world that lets kids just enjoy a nonsense story.

"I'm after the history section."

"The subwoofers really help."

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

'It's an audio book: I'm too busy to read books...'

"I read the audio book."

Early 3D technology applied to a book - creating a pop-up book

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

Frank Zappa

"This is my own arrangement...of a song I wrote...about me."

Universe of reading

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song, too."

This is called "The Ballad of a Self-Taught Guitarist."

'There's more to me than my books, you know.'

"Just when they thought it was safe to go back in the water, the great fish emerged from below."

"This next song is about those times when you don't feel really happy or really sad, but just feel okay."

Books: Book on tape then back on book, then back on tape again. . . sold here!

"Do you ever get to the point where you think if you read another book you'll burst, but you do anyway, and you don't burst?"

"What do you mean, who are my influences?"

'Here is your new stereo. It's got a SupaDeep Woofer System, with it's high octane surround sound, I'm sure it will fit smoothly into your life. But for God's sake; don't turn it on.'

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