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'I keep mine on my IPod.'

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

Guitar Man.

Edison invents the personal stereo

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

Joe Henry

"It doesn't say, Son, whether or not Noah wore a captain's hat."

"The subwoofers really help."

"Great - already running late and then this happens."

"I read the audio book."

'It's an audio book: I'm too busy to read books...'

Moses gets REALLY lost in the desert.

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

Frank Zappa

"Having completed the formation of the earth, on the seventh day the Lord rested. Then, on the eighth day, the Lord said, 'Let there be problems.' And there were problems."

"This is my own arrangement...of a song I wrote...about me."

This is called "The Ballad of a Self-Taught Guitarist."

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song, too."

"This next song is about those times when you don't feel really happy or really sad, but just feel okay."

Books: Book on tape then back on book, then back on tape again. . . sold here!

"Sword drills just aren't the same since Bible apps."

Recording Studio

"What do you mean, who are my influences?"

'Here is your new stereo. It's got a SupaDeep Woofer System, with it's high octane surround sound, I'm sure it will fit smoothly into your life. But for God's sake; don't turn it on.'

'What makes you think I'm not listening?'

"Yes, we can hear well at the back, but I'd be happy to change seats with anyone who can't..."

'Whom should I call first? 911 or the audio technician?'

"It's a Plodcast!"

'You never let us do ANYTHING!'

"Wow, Gracie...you have a lot of music in you."

'Moses! We've been out here 39 years. Would you PLEASE stop and ask for directions??!!'