Biblical Adventure Enthusiast T-Shirts

''Build an ark'? - Why do we always have to do everything the HARD way?'

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

Church Library - Pop-Up Books

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

Ten Commandments

"Hurry! Let's go! The world will be better off without his kind."

Noah's ark, many lions

Christian and Born again Christian...

The First Printed Bible

"Two of every known creature on the planet and you forgot the pooper-scooper?"

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

"Wow, Jesus. That lesson rocked, someone should write this stuff down."

Meet the Author

Adam and Eve, as old people.

"It doesn't say, Son, whether or not Noah wore a captain's hat."

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"As a child of the pastor, did you stop and think that just because you can belch the books of the Bible, should you?"

'If you're omnipresent, why do I always have to climb way up here?'

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

Jerry Springer of biblical times.

'Could you carve the Commandments in stone? -- otherwise they'll think I made them up.'

So … how did you two meet?

'Please Miss, is it where Noah kept his bees?'

Rocket Ark

'Let your people go? - after all the trouble I went to getting them full employment?'

"Who wants to live in a Garden Centre?"