Biblical Adventure Enthusiast Prints

''Build an ark'? - Why do we always have to do everything the HARD way?'

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

Church Library - Pop-Up Books

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

Ten Commandments

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

"Hurry! Let's go! The world will be better off without his kind."

Noah's ark, many lions

Christian and Born again Christian...

The First Printed Bible

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

"Wow, Jesus. That lesson rocked, someone should write this stuff down."

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

'If you're omnipresent, why do I always have to climb way up here?'

Meet the Author

Adam and Eve, as old people.

"As a child of the pastor, did you stop and think that just because you can belch the books of the Bible, should you?"

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

"It doesn't say, Son, whether or not Noah wore a captain's hat."

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

'Could you carve the Commandments in stone? -- otherwise they'll think I made them up.'

Jerry Springer of biblical times.

"Who wants to live in a Garden Centre?"

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

Rocket Ark

'Let your people go? - after all the trouble I went to getting them full employment?'

'Please Miss, is it where Noah kept his bees?'