Biblical Adventures Prints

Adam and eve riding a tandem bike

Leviathan is Destroyed (The Holy Bible).

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"Eat not of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. Its sources have yet to be verified."

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

"I've told you before one at each end!"

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

Church Library - Pop-Up Books

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

Noah's life jacket demonstration

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"Will you stop telling me to feed the Zebras? We just ate the zebras!"

"Two of every known creature on the planet and you forgot the pooper-scooper?"

The Last upper: Novus Ordo Style

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

"Boss, you can't be serious! This can't be paradise. . . there's no football and no pubs!"

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

"It doesn't say, Son, whether or not Noah wore a captain's hat."

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

Eden. Hi, I'm version 2.0.

'Verily, Noah, the flood I am about to unleash is retribution for Tory defections to UKIP!'

Adam and Eve Arrested

So … how did you two meet?