Biblical Adventures Mugs

Adam and eve riding a tandem bike

Leviathan is Destroyed (The Holy Bible).

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"I've told you before one at each end!"

Church Library - Pop-Up Books

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

Noah's life jacket demonstration

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"Will you stop telling me to feed the Zebras? We just ate the zebras!"

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

"Boss, you can't be serious! This can't be paradise. . . there's no football and no pubs!"

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

"It doesn't say, Son, whether or not Noah wore a captain's hat."

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

Adam and Eve Arrested

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

'Verily, Noah, the flood I am about to unleash is retribution for Tory defections to UKIP!'

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'