Biblical Adventurer Mugs

Moses Lost in the Desert....Year 40

"Are we there yet?"

"We don't think your wife will believe you were in the belly of a while, Jonah...better you should say you were playing cards with us!"

'Moses! We've been out here 39 years. Would you PLEASE stop and ask for directions??!!'

"Good game."

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Characters jumping out of a book.

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

Jack London

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

'I need to read five books this weekend to graduate - any suggestions?'

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

Don Quixote

"Do you have an appointment?"

Coronavirus Windmills

Robinson Crusoe's blog.

"Hey, would you mind taking a quick sculpture of me and my family?"

"Show off."

"Wow, Jesus. That lesson rocked, someone should write this stuff down."

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

Sumo Love.

Parachuting bishop.

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

Gulliver's other travels.

Christopher Isherwood

Do you ever wonder if there's really a higher power? What do you mean? Is there an all-knowing being that keeps track of you? That always knows where you are

"It doesn't say, Son, whether or not Noah wore a captain's hat."