Biblical Adventurer Gifts

"Are we there yet?"

"We don't think your wife will believe you were in the belly of a while, Jonah...better you should say you were playing cards with us!"

'Moses! We've been out here 39 years. Would you PLEASE stop and ask for directions??!!'

"Good game."

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

Characters jumping out of a book.

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

Jack London

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

'I need to read five books this weekend to graduate - any suggestions?'

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

Don Quixote

Coronavirus Windmills

"Do you have an appointment?"

Robinson Crusoe's blog.

"Hey, would you mind taking a quick sculpture of me and my family?"

"Wow, Jesus. That lesson rocked, someone should write this stuff down."

"Show off."

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

Sumo Love.

Gulliver's other travels.

Parachuting bishop.

"It doesn't say, Son, whether or not Noah wore a captain's hat."

'Enlightenment-shmenlightenment - what I'm worried about is tenure!'

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

"Great - already running late and then this happens."