Bible Adventure Lover Gifts

'I just spent forty years in the desert with Moses. Can we get a cold drink?'

The Runaway Horse

Fight or Flight

A boy acting suspiciously

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"Trail mix?"

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

"I've told you before one at each end!"

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Warrior Woman

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

The Kids' Table at the Last Supper

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

Little Known Moments In History

"If this Goliath bloke is as big as they say, I can just hang around the forest until he's gone."

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

Fearless Frog Part 12

"Hurry! Let's go! The world will be better off without his kind."

Zoo animals.

The First Printed Bible

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

Remember, it's about the journey, not the destination. But sure, I'll keep an eye out for a rest area.

Thug life on safari.

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

"How do you know you don't like New York if you've never even tasted it?"

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'

The circus diver.