Bible Adventure Lover Gifts

'I just spent forty years in the desert with Moses. Can we get a cold drink?'

The Runaway Horse

A boy acting suspiciously

Fight or Flight

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Warrior Woman

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

"I've told you before one at each end!"

"Trail mix?"

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

"If this Goliath bloke is as big as they say, I can just hang around the forest until he's gone."

Little Known Moments In History

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

Zoo animals.

The First Printed Bible

Thug life on safari.

"Hurry! Let's go! The world will be better off without his kind."

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

The circus diver.