Bible Adventures Gifts

"It doesn't say, Son, whether or not Noah wore a captain's hat."

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

Baby in Bike Basket

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

Moses' TV guide.

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

'We'd better speed up the Eve project -- Adam's got himself an imaginary playmate.'

"We don't see ourselves as either a David or a Goliath. We're content to just be the company that manufactures the sling shots."

'If Adam and Eve didn't have any clothes, why didn't they go to the mall?'

Mass Exodus.

Woodpecker Ark.

"I read the Tibetan Book of the Dead, but I wasn't Enlightened. . . but I did get the munchies."

"Nooo. Not my legs."

"Now who's being judgy?"

'Throw them out of the Garden of Eden - THAT'LL provide the proper economic incentives!:

"There's talk of a merger with London Zoo."

"It's a land flowing with milk and honey, with a small but lively arts district."

"It says God created heaven and earth, then there was light. Why didn't He do it the other way round, when He could see what He was doing?"

'S**t!'

'Why didn't you go before we left?'

'I'll let your people go, but making kosher box lunches for them is out of the question!'