Biblical Tale Explorer Mugs

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

Why there are no unicorns anymore.

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

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Warrior Woman

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

"Great - already running late and then this happens."

"Having completed the formation of the earth, on the seventh day the Lord rested. Then, on the eighth day, the Lord said, 'Let there be problems.' And there were problems."

"When you get a minute, I have some kitchen shelves you can put up."

Adam and Eve in Paradise

"We don't see ourselves as either a David or a Goliath. We're content to just be the company that manufactures the sling shots."

Freia and her golden apples

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

'I hope you don't mind -- I just HAD to get some fresh air!'

'Isn't it about time to turn over a new leaf...?'

'Spot of bother Noah - one of the Mastodons doesn't fancy the partner you've picked for him.'

'I don't know, son, if Noah was an animal lover. I imagine he started out that way.'

"Sword drills just aren't the same since Bible apps."

And on the eigth day god has a blob of clay left over, so he created...

'S**t!'

Noah's Ark gets a bit overcrowded.

Mr. Baptist is supposed to have seen something

'You never let us do ANYTHING!'

Meanwhile, back on the Ark... 'OK, who brought the woodpeckers?!'

"Look, I'm bored, you're bored – why don't you let me go down there and shake things up a bit?"

The Ancient Enquirer: Woman Turns Into Pillar of Salt!

'I think we're going to need an ANNOTATED edition.'

'Special! Wander the Sinai Desert just like Moses! only $999 per person.'

Today's lesson: the plague of darkness

'Eve ate the apple, and she's asking if you want to make it two out of three with oranges and bananas?'

Economic Forecast