Angelic Adventures Mugs

'Where in heavens did I leave that key???'

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Local News in Heaven

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

"You think it's tough down there?"

'Would you mind not drinking from the holy water?'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

Angel in heaven walking a dog that is peeing off of a cloud

'I'm sorry, this is the line for people who volunteered to help their community. You're looking for the eternal damnation department.'

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

"The last thing I remember is hearing the doctor say oops!"

Keyboard in Heaven

Rock Climber and Angel Selfie

Smashed harp...

'Please hold for an eternity...'

"I can't. You told him he could date after you came here."

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

"Ready? It's your bloopers tape."

'You're six months late. I hope you brought a note from your doctor.'

Arnold had not been much of a saint in his life and now he paid the price.

Death of the pope.

'I'm still pretty unwell, I'm not sure if I'll be in the office tomorrow.'

Yeah, last words are like snappy comeback --- You always think of the best ones after it's too late!

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

Angels waiting at baggage reclaim for their harps.

'This is as far as I can go. I was only playing dead.'

'I would have taken it with me but the Inland Revenue got it all before I left.'

'I'm afraid our records show that you still have two DVD's checked out.'

"No prizes for guessing who's been sucking up to the boss!"

"According to one of the reviews on Trip Adviser the beds aren't very good."

'It's been way easier to keep track of everyone since the Air Miles program.'