Angelicadventures Mugs

Keep off the clouds! We're cirrus about it!

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Local News in Heaven

Halo Frisbee.

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

'Would you mind not drinking from the holy water?'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

Angel in heaven walking a dog that is peeing off of a cloud

'I'm sorry, this is the line for people who volunteered to help their community. You're looking for the eternal damnation department.'

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

Keyboard in Heaven

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

Rock Climber and Angel Selfie

'Please hold for an eternity...'

'You're six months late. I hope you brought a note from your doctor.'

Death of the pope.

Arnold had not been much of a saint in his life and now he paid the price.

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

'I'm still pretty unwell, I'm not sure if I'll be in the office tomorrow.'

Yeah, last words are like snappy comeback --- You always think of the best ones after it's too late!

Angels waiting at baggage reclaim for their harps.

'This is as far as I can go. I was only playing dead.'

'I didn't know Heaven had another entrance?'

Shower before entering heaven.

"According to one of the reviews on Trip Adviser the beds aren't very good."

'I would have taken it with me but the Inland Revenue got it all before I left.'

'It's been way easier to keep track of everyone since the Air Miles program.'

"No prizes for guessing who's been sucking up to the boss!"

'First of all, thank you for enrolling in our rewards program.'

"You again? I must be flying in circles."

Steve Spermatozoa, dead at 35 from terminal horniness.