Biblical Tales Explorer Prints

'Palestine? -- We were hoping for someplace further AWAY than that.'

"Adam, it's the boys. You've got to do something about their fighting! I swear someday one of them is going to kill the other one!"

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

Warrior Woman

Church Library - Pop-Up Books

"Great - already running late and then this happens."

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

Moses gets REALLY lost in the desert.

Off Off Off Off Broadway

Noah's Ark Book Shop has two doggie doors.

"Having completed the formation of the earth, on the seventh day the Lord rested. Then, on the eighth day, the Lord said, 'Let there be problems.' And there were problems."

Adam and Eve in Paradise

"When you get a minute, I have some kitchen shelves you can put up."

Freia and her golden apples

'Isn't it about time to turn over a new leaf...?'

'I don't know, son, if Noah was an animal lover. I imagine he started out that way.'

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

"Sword drills just aren't the same since Bible apps."

'Spot of bother Noah - one of the Mastodons doesn't fancy the partner you've picked for him.'

And on the eigth day god has a blob of clay left over, so he created...

'I hope you don't mind -- I just HAD to get some fresh air!'

'That sure was a disaster of a first date!'

Mr. Baptist is supposed to have seen something

'You never let us do ANYTHING!'

Noah's Ark gets a bit overcrowded.

Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

"Look, I'm bored, you're bored – why don't you let me go down there and shake things up a bit?"

The Ancient Enquirer: Woman Turns Into Pillar of Salt!

"I'm Adam from Canada, eh..."

'I think we're going to need an ANNOTATED edition.'

"Whew! I was afraid the Bible would be full of math since God told us to go forth and multiply."

"Don't feed them! It makes them dependent."

'Eve ate the apple, and she's asking if you want to make it two out of three with oranges and bananas?'