Audio Bible Adventurer Prints

'I keep mine on my IPod.'

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

Guitar Man.

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

"The subwoofers really help."

"It doesn't say, Son, whether or not Noah wore a captain's hat."

Joe Henry

"Great - already running late and then this happens."

"I read the audio book."

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

'It's an audio book: I'm too busy to read books...'

"Having completed the formation of the earth, on the seventh day the Lord rested. Then, on the eighth day, the Lord said, 'Let there be problems.' And there were problems."

"This is my own arrangement...of a song I wrote...about me."

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song, too."

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"Sword drills just aren't the same since Bible apps."

"This next song is about those times when you don't feel really happy or really sad, but just feel okay."

'Here is your new stereo. It's got a SupaDeep Woofer System, with it's high octane surround sound, I'm sure it will fit smoothly into your life. But for God's sake; don't turn it on.'

"What do you mean, who are my influences?"

Recording Studio

'What makes you think I'm not listening?'

A violinist adds balloons and bells to her bow.

"It's a Plodcast!"

'Moses! We've been out here 39 years. Would you PLEASE stop and ask for directions??!!'

"There's nothing wrong with your stereo. We just switched jobs. I'm now the tweeter and he's the woofer."

"Yes, we can hear well at the back, but I'd be happy to change seats with anyone who can't..."

'Whom should I call first? 911 or the audio technician?'